Posts tagged sam's keyboard vomit.
properly removing eye makeup is for wimps. a real woman scrapes a seemingly never ending waterfall of black pigment from their eyes in the shower.
Rolling my eyes so hard at people who insult others saying that they’re “attention seekers.” There’s nothing, nothing wrong with wanting attention. Why is it considered weak to desire it?
the world overwhelms me too easily
(I have never known a siren like your hand on the small of my back)
Since I’ve learned to drive, being a passenger when others are driving makes me horribly anxious.
so sam let me borrow her flash drive so I could watch season 1 of pushing daisies anD SHE LEFT ME A LITTLE MESSAGE EVERYBODY LOOK AT HOW CUTE MY BEST FRIEND IS
it was originally a lot longer, but i decided to keep it short and sweet (like you hahahaha omg Blue jokes)
I made candied orange peels last night and dipped this in chocolate this morning. I was almost sure they’d turn out horribly seeing as it was my first time candying anything but they’re actually kind of great.
Remember when I won free shoes? They came this morning, and I love them more each time I look at them.
where I photograph three times people I know: once without makeup, once with a minimal sort of casual makeup, and once with a face full of funky colours (or what have them). It would be so fun, except I’m no photographer so all the pictures would suck.
wow abc news is actually talking to mayan people and reporting on what they have to say????
little brother: Your room stinks.
me: YOUR room stinks.
little brother: My room doesn’t smell like the failed attempts to make myself beautiful.
And then he just walked out without missing a beat. Sassy little kid.